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I want Samuel Jackson. Sign him like we did Zach Randolph.

 

Trade OJ and Thabeet.

 

Sign Murray and Hughes.

 

C Gasol, Hadadi

PF Randolph, Arthur

SF Gay, Young

SG Jackson, Xavier, Hughes

PG Conley, Vasquez, Murray

 

 

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I want Samuel Jackson. Sign him like we did Zach Randolph.

 

Well, he would bring toughness, but the dude is 62 years old.

jackson-as-fury.jpg

 

You can't mean Stephen Jackson for Mayo and Thabeet, because only Isiah Thomas would make that trade.

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I want Samuel Jackson. Sign him like we did Zach Randolph.

 

Trade OJ and Thabeet.

 

Sign Murray and Hughes.

 

C Gasol, Hadadi

PF Randolph, Arthur

SF Gay, Young

SG Jackson, Xavier, Hughes

PG Conley, Vasquez, Murray

 

I don't wanna insult you or call you [EDIT] ....but WTH are u talking about???

 

Samuel Jackson? Who the [EDIT] is that?

 

And what do you mean "sign him like we did Zach Randolph"? Crazy, we didn't sign Zach, we traded for him..

 

Like...WTH???

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LOL!

 

Coach Hollins: Sam, I need you in the game...you're not tired are you?

 

Samuel: No...but I am tired of these (monkeyfightin) snakes on this (monday thru friday) plane!!!!

 

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I want Samuel Jackson. Sign him like we did Zach Randolph.

 

Trade OJ and Thabeet.

 

Sign Murray and Hughes.

 

C Gasol, Hadadi

PF Randolph, Arthur

SF Gay, Young

SG Jackson, Xavier, Hughes

PG Conley, Vasquez, Murray

 

 

I don't know about his b-ball skills but he does make a good beer.

 

 

samuel-l.jpg

 

Mmmmm, mhmmmm, female dog

 

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Things would likely not go well if someone didn't understand something that was said in a timeout huddle, causing them to utter

 

"what?"

 

:lol:

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I would move this to trade talk, but there is just too much good material here to do so.

 

 

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Well, I'm sure that would end Haddadi's language problems for good.

 

Samuel Jackson: "ENGLISH, M**********R: DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?"

 

lol, thats really good. I got that mental image in my head.

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Things would likely not go well if someone didn't understand something that was said in a timeout huddle, causing them to utter

 

"what?"

 

:lol:

 

 

say what again, ...., i dare you...

 

i like, this is a tasty burger!!

 

sam-adams-beer.jpg

 

and, yes, it is great beer. i love octoberfest..

 

 

slim.

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During a late game timeout…

 

Coach Hollins: The play is high screen and roll with you and Marc..

S. Jackson: A "please" would be nice.

Lionel: Come again?

S. Jackson: I said a "please" would be nice.

Lionel: Get it straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please". I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better frikin do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.

Rudy: No no coach, it's not like that; your help is definitely appreciated.

S. Jackson: Look, coach Hollins, I respect you. I just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all.

Lionel: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, run the f-ing play.

 

best movie of the 90s :lol:

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Well, I'm sure that would end Haddadi's language problems for good.

 

Samuel Jackson: "ENGLISH, M**********R: DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?"

 

Lmao

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I still think the Griz still need a backup pg or stretch pf -- maybe Harrison Ford from Indiana or Daniel Day Lewis from the Wizards.

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LOL. So many opportunities if Samuel Jackson were on the team. Late in the game. Grizz playing down to the competition. About to lose another one they shouldn't to a lesser team. Coach Hollins calls timeout.

 

Coach Hollins: Now here's the play...

 

Samuel Jackson (Interrupting):

 

No! Now here is the [insert Samuel Jackson's most famous word] play!! [says the following while taking turns staring each player directly in the eye.] The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

 

And scared out of their minds, the Grizz rally for the win.

 

 

This is some good 'stuf'. LOL B)

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